This little poetic snippet is composed of the so-called “headlines” from the dating site I am currently on. These come under your profile name and are meant to catch the eye of potential paramours.
I’ve taken several, quite randomly, and interspersed them with my thoughts as I read these profiles.
I don’t pretend that this is up for the Newcastle Poetry Prize. It is, like Ravel’s oddly popular “Bolero”, merely an exercise in orchestration.
I always have warm hands 😉
That can’t be normal. He must have some disease.
always wanting excitement
Well get better hobbies. That would help.
Seeking the company of a fine woman
Oh apparently a fine SLIM woman.
Come and do some riding with me
That photo is disgusting!
Super Fit & Well Hung!!
Clearly he needs to see more penises.
Looking to enjoy, explore and expand boundaries
In other words, he wants anal
Funny, intelligent and fit 🙂
Apparently his definition of intelligent is not mine
Love to Kiss
That means he’ll be all sloppy tongues.
Yeah. Everything except your English.
i go all out to get what i like
This one’s clearly generous to a fault
Bad Bunnys new sex toy
What does that even MEAN?
lonely and looking for a chat
Yes. Yes. So am I.